Jostein Gaarder - The Christmas Mystery

This time of the year, I like reading at least one Christmassy book; one that propounds the Christmas spirit and is essentially feel-good, and festive. A Norwegian friend of mine fleetingly mentioned how, while he was growing up, his family would read this book together, reading one chapter on each day of the Advent calendar. Intrigued. Curiosity piqued. Specially as I've loved everything else I've read by Jostein Gaarder so far. I did race through this book in two days though, instead of reading it patiently, over twenty-four days. But, in my defence, I *needed* to know what happened next. Clearly (and possibly slightly embarrassingly), Joachim, the child protagonist, has more self-control and patience.

On 30th November, Joachim and his father go into a bookstore, looking for an Advent calendar. They walk out with a hand-made calendar, a one-of-a-kind that the bookseller doesn't quite recognise, and attributes its presence to John, the flower seller, who occasionally leaves things at the store as a thank you.

When Joachim opens the first door of the calendar the following day, not only is he greeted with a pretty picture, but also with a piece of paper that flutters out, that tells a story. The story is of a little girl called Elisabet, who spots a lamb in a department store, and is so keen to stroke it, that she runs after it, calling "Lambkin, Lambkin".

She had decided to follow it to the ends of the earth, but the earth was round, after all, so they might go on running around the world for ever, or at any rate until she grew up, and by then she might have lost interest in such things as lambs.

As she chases after the lamb, she notices the hues of the sky changing, and the clock going back in time, at which she ponders,

...perhaps the clock hands had become so tired of going in the same direction year after year that they had suddenly begun to go the opposite way instead...

En route, she meets Ephiriel, an angel, who informs her that they are going to Bethlehem, to witness the birth of Christ, and the journey continues through space and time. And each door of the advent calendar reveals a little bit more about this journey. More characters from the Bible, including the three wise men, the shepherds and the sheep join the journey, as they progress towards Bethlehem.

While the tales of their travel unfolds, Joachim and his parents get caught up in another mystery - the mystery of the little girl who disappeared in 1948. Could she be the real Elisabet, the girl who this story was written about? Or inspired by? They try getting in touch with John, but he seems to have disappeared off the face of this earth as well, popping up every now and again, to speak to Joachim, but not shedding any light on the mystery.

There are twenty-four chapters in this book, each representing a day on the advent calendar. There are stories inside the story, and advent calendars inside the advent calendar - multi-layered, much like Sophie's World. It's an engrossing, fascinating book. The only flip side was, the mystery of the real Elisabet rushed to a close, and ended almost too abruptly. But, that's a small small flip side, considering all else.

Frances Hodgson Burnett - Little Lord Fauntleroy

Frances Burnett's Little Lord FauntleroyI finally have some semblance of a life again after being under the weather for an extraordinarily long time (well, "extraordinarily long" is a relative term, but it is coming up to about two months now). I read loads of my old Enid Blytons and Nancy Drews, while twiddling my thumbs and imagining all kinds of crazy things, but most of them were being re-read for about the seven hundred and twenty third time. I can actually recite some of those books without any prompts... Right, that's a long digressive opening paragraph, which is meant to lead up to this simple statement : the only children's book (comfort read) I read during this period which I hadn't read before was Frances Hodgson Burnett's Little Lord Fauntleroy. I absolutely loved both, The Secret Garden and A Little Princess, but I'd just never managed to find this book anywhere before. Hurrah for libraries!

There's something about children's books and being ill.* They're just feel-good, and take you away to this "happy place," where you're thinking rainbows and butterflies, without actually resorting to LSD or 'shrooms or any other illegal substance. Little Lord Fauntleroy is no exception.

A story set in the late nineteenth century, it focuses on eight year old Cedric Errol who lives with his mother (who he calls Dearest) in a New York side-street, after his father, Captain Errol, passes away. Everyone is extremely fond of the boy, with his "quare little ways" and "ould fashioned sayin's!"

"'Ristycratic, is it?" she would say. "Faith, an' I'd loike to see the choild on Fifth Avey-NOO as looks loike him an' shteps out as handsome as himself. An' ivvery man, woman, and choild lookin' afther him in his bit of a black velvet skirt made out of the misthress's ould gownd; an' his little head up, an' his curly hair flyin' an' shinin'. It's loike a young lord he looks."

One day, out of the blue, a lawyer from England visits the mother and child, and breaks the news to them : Cedric, the grandson of the Earl of Dorincourt, was to become Earl someday, as both his uncles had passed away in the recent past. Probably not the best of comparisons, but think The Princess Diaries.

However, unlike the princess in The Princess Diaries, Cedric already exudes lordship: sensitive to others, generous and always wanting to help those he can. If that's not enough, he's also polite, respectful and fearless, completely oblivious to class differences and the prejudices that rule the world. For instance, how his grandfather, the Earl, had disowned his son when he married an American commoner. So, that's the grandfather - the polar opposite of Cedric; a crabby old man, who no one likes and who, in turn, cares for no one. Or, is it vice versa?

The rest of the book is essentially about the interaction between the grandchild and the grandfather, and how the latter is won over by the innocence and good-heartedness of the child. It's weird, and so unreal, but I just couldn't help rooting for that perfect happy ending, simply because that's all I wanted from the book. In another world, you could have the the impressionable child being more swayed by his grandfather, and becoming just like him! Or, a brattish spoilt child being the person to inherit the estate. But, no! None of that dark miserable stuff was in this book (thankfully - it was just what I needed after reading The Fifth Child).

I thoroughly enjoyed it, and am really glad that I read it when I did. However, I still can't help but strongly believe that The Secret Garden is miles better! I really must re-read it someday soon. I'm now wondering if I should venture into some of Burnett's books for adults. I've not read any, but have seen a fair few reviews on The Making of a Marchioness and The Shuttle, both of which have been published by Persephone.

What other works by Frances Hodgson Burnett would you recommend? And, do you have any favourite "comfort-reads" that simply must be read?

*Verity had a couple of posts on comfort reads and children's books a few weeks back as well (here and here). I couldn't agree more with some of her recommendations and selections.

William Goldman - The Princess Bride

Mish @ Stage And Canvas convinced me to read this book with a comment on the Great Movie Adaptations' Weekly Geeks. It sounded like a fun, light-hearted read, and that's exactly what it was. Fun. Light-hearted. Feel good. It's a book that combines the best elements of all the classic fairy tales, and exaggerates them to the point of hilarity. There's true love, poison, revenge, hatred, pride, giants, miracle men, witches, great fencers, epic duels, beasts, torture, the villain and his cronies, and the hero who has to save the day.

It's a complicated plot, where in the opening section, the most beautiful girl in the world, Buttercup, realises she's in love with the farm boy, Westley, and she professes her love, which is obviously reciprocated. However, Westley decides to go to America to seek his fortune, but he is killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts. Devastated, Buttercup says she must never love again. And she doesn't.

When Prince Humperdinck  (don't you love the name?) finds her, he asks for her hand in marriage, saying the matrimony needn't be bound by love. Buttercup agrees to the union, but, before the grand wedding, she is kidnapped by a genius Sicilian hunchback, a giant (who fears loneliness), and a wizard fencer (who is seeking revenge on the nobleman who killed his father). A man in black, better with the sword than one of the best fencers in time, stronger than the giant, and cleverer than the hunchback saves her, but ends up leading her to the nightmarish Fire Swamp, with quicksand and ROUS, or Rodents of Unusual Size. And this is there I stop telling the tale, lest I give too much away.

How can you not love a book which has lines like:

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

or,

"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"

He was quite cheery until the iocane powder took effect.

I was literally laughing out loud, and was thoroughly entertained. I loved the movie, and I love the book a little bit more, specially for its twisted plot, and for the obscure ending.

What, in my opinion, is truly genius though, is the fact that this is supposed to be the "good parts" version of S. Morgenstern's classic tale of true love and high adventure. However, S. Morgenstern is a figment of Goldman's imagination, and doesn't actually exist. Why is this genius? Well, only because at the beginning of the book Goldman states it's his favourite book ever, and his father read it to him while he was recovering from pneumonia. Throughout the book, Goldman adds "notes," explaining some of the cuts he has made, for the original work was apparently epically long. These notes also include some of his thoughts, like, how a children's book is bound to have a happy ending, and how, the leading lady will not be killed by sharks half-way through the book!

'Life isn't fair, Bill. We tell our children that it is, but it's a terrible thing to do. It's not only a lie, it's a cruel lie. Life is not fair, and it never has been, and it's never going to be.'

These comments from the so-called "abridger" reads completely independently, and, can easily be skipped/skim-read. But then, Goldman talks at length about the trouble he had with his fictitious book's estate, and he makes an incredibly convincing case - which, retrospectively, I attribute to being satirical as well.

It's a great book for children, and adults, and it just is a fairy tale as no other.

Rating : A+

Neil Gaiman - Coraline

Coraline has just moved to a new house, and after acquainting herself with the neighbours, she sets about to 'explore' the place, for, you see, she is a self-acclaimed "explorer". She finds the well she's been warned to stay away from, just to know what to stay away from, and spends as much time outdoors as possible. However, one rainy day, she stumbles upon a door in the living room, which opens only to greet her with a brick wall. And apparently, nothing on the other side - or so Coraline's mother tells her.

However, surprise, surprise! One fine day, the brick wall disappears and Coraline finds herself in a parallel world, where the "flat" seems to be an exact replica of her flat - including Mother and Father, or the "other mother" and the "other father" - who look similar to Coraline's parents but...

Coraline went into the kitchen, where the voice had come from. A woman stood in the kitchen with her back to Coraline. She looked a little like Coraline's mother. Only...

Only her skin was white as paper.

Only she was taller and thinner.

Only her fingers were too long, and they never stopped moving, and her dark-red fingernails were curved and sharp.

"Coraline?" the woman said. "Is that you?"

And then she turned around. Her eyes were big black buttons.

Her "other" parents don't want much - they just want an obedient daughter to stay with them, and love them.... and when Coraline's ready to commit to that, they can sew the buttons on to her eyes as well! Creepy...

I loved this book, for its simplicity, innocence, and of course, the feel-good factor. It's a children's books, but the story is enjoyable for most people, and while there are bits and bobs which are predictable, one has to keep in mind the audience the book is meant to cater to. You have talking cats, spying rats, an unassuming heroine, and some great characters.

I haven't seen the movie, yet, but I do want to... might have to rent it on DVD or something.

This was my first book by Neil Gaiman, but I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for more of his works.

Rating: 4

Doing The Impossible#2 - My Top Three Roald Dahl Books

Enid Blyton defined most of my childhood reading. However, Roald Dahl was definitely my second favorite author. From the Fantastic Mr. Fox, to James and the Giant Peach. From The BFG to George's Marvelous Medicine. And of course, the autobiographies: Boy, and Going Solo. So, my top three Roald Dahls... (this is actually easier than My Top Five Enid Blytons):

3. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Which child would not like a book about a marvelous chocolate factory, owned by Willie Wonka, which had oompa-loompas as workers, a chocolate lake, an "invention" room, and the "television" room. The ideas were so surreal that they were fantastic, and I yearned to be Charlie.

Or, if not be Charlie, just try one of these scrumptious sounding chocolates, which, I believe would surpass most other chocolates.

A few years back, when the Johnny Depp starring movie was released, Wonka bars actually existed, and honestly - they were divine. The best chocolates I've ever eaten.

2. Matilda

This was such a wonderful story, filled with wicked characters and innocent people who were victimized by the evilness.

Miss Trunchbull was more fascinating than the evil step mother from Snow White, and Matilda's parents seemed to be worse than Cinderella's step sisters. They were the typical anti-heros in children's books: disregarded reading and education, were drunks, and dealt in all kinds of illicit activities.

And then you had Matilda and Miss Jenny, who were so innocent and "good" (for lack of better words), that you had to idolize them. I also spent hours trying to use telekinesis to get a pencil to move, but I wasn't intelligent enough. My parents never told me that it's impossible!

1. The Witches

This might be a favorite, as it's the one Roald Dahl I never possessed (until three years ago, that is). I used to go to the library with my mum, and attempted seeking out this book as many times as possible, so much so that the librarian suggested I buy the book.

From the opening chapter, this book grabbed me, and actually made me wonder: do witches exist? I was a naive kid. The book, if I remember correctly, started:

In fairy tales, witches always wear black hats and black cloaks, and they ride on broomsticks.

But this is NOT a fairy tale. This is about REAL witches.

Come on, that's as believable as it gets!!! I lapped up every word of it, and whenever I used to see a lady scratch her head, I'd point and say "there's a witch". My mum wasn't amused.

So, how about you? Do you have a favorite Roald Dahl? Or three?

Antoine De Saint-Exupery - The Little Prince

Believe it or not, this is the first time I've read this book, and for the life of me, I don't know why! Personally, I think it should be mandatory for every child to read it, just because it is so wonderfully beautiful and innocent. However, reading it as an adult makes me realize how we focus on the unimportant things, that we neglect some of the simpler barer necessities.

Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: "What does his voice sound like?" "What games does he like best?" "Does he collect butterflies?". They ask: "How old is he?" "How many brothers does he have?" "How much does he weigh?" "How much money does his father make?" Only then do they think they know him.

The story is about a pilot, Exupery, who is stranded in the Sahara, where he meets The Little Prince - an 'alien', who has come to earth from a small planet, Asteroid B612. On his planet, he had three volcanoes (two active, one inactive) that reached his knees, a beautiful (albeit demanding) flower, and a baobab problem, i.e. if baobabs weren't weeded out at a very early age they wreaked havoc.

The Little Prince shares his experiences with the pilot, about the other planets he visited en route to earth: one where the sole inhabitant was a monarch who had no one to rule over, and another where a drunkard was drinking his life away, to forget. There was a planet where there was a businessman who counted stars, and another where there was a conceited man. Each character he met reflected some idiosyncrasy or the other of humans, and it's this thought that stuck with me: when did we renounce the simple pleasures (beautiful flowers - that come with their own baggage, spring rain, sparkling stars, the sunset)? When did we stop asking the thought-provoking innocent questions, that escaped our mouths without a second thought? When did we stop nagging 'adults' 'til we got an answer, even if the answer was just to shut us up?

This is a funny, well-written book, which just makes you reflect on life, and how it's passed you by. It's a book about friendship, about romance, and to top it off, it has wonderful illustrations. I challenge anyone to read this book, and not have the last illustration stick in their minds for a long long time.

Rating : 5

Doing the Impossible#1 : My Top Five Enid Blyton Books

I absolutely love Enid Blyton. I've practically grown up reading only her, and I actually feel like I've had a better childhood as a result of it. So, I set out to do the impossible: name my five favorite books by her. Nope - not series, books! As I'm writing this, I already have about fifteen books in mind - how can one limit themselves to only five favorites, when they've probably read over a hundred and fifty? Right, I'm going to do this... 5. Noddy Goes To Toyland

This is the first Enid Blyton book I read, and I was absolutely captivated. A land of toys? People can buy bricks, and build their own house? A doll can befriend a brownie? And have a teddy bear as a neighbor?

Honestly, it's the kind of things dreams are made of - at least, for a five year old. As soon as I finished this, I made my mum reach out and get the second book in the series : Hurrah For Little Noddy!

4. The Secret Of Spiggy Holes

This is the first book I read in the "Secret" series, and while all five of them were vivid, imaginative, and could easily be read independently, this is my favorite (only marginally).

Four children are on holiday in Cornwall, with almost no parental supervision, and staying at a place called "Peep Hole". Who wouldn't envy those kids?! Across them is "Old House", a place where a prince from a distant land is being kept prisoner, and it's Jack, Nora, Mike and Peggy to the rescue!

And, of course, the book leads us back to 'The Secret Island'...

3. The Naughtiest Girl

This one, I've actually struggled with. I loved all the school series: Malory Towers, St. Clares, and of course, The Naughtiest Girl. And I've sat her, drumming the table with my fingers, contemplating which was my favorite, and this one edges it, mostly because, while I really wanted to be like Darrell from Malory Towers, I was always more like Elizabeth from Whyteleafe: I always tried to be really good, and always did something or the other, which resulted in the aftermath not being great!

Elizabeth has all the qualities: fun-loving, good at sports, good student, etc. And most importantly, she always had a trick up her sleeve, and she was, all said and done, an angel at heart!

2. Five Run Away Together I know, you aren't allowed to have a favorite Famous Five book. I mean, you can't choose between Five On Treasure Island, or Five On Kirrin Island again, right? Well, this one's always been mine. I think I know it by heart. Read it so many times, that the book's in pieces now - probably one of the three books I possess which is in such a terrible condition. And I can still pick it up and read it, and lose myself in the adventures of the Famous Five.

The four children go to George's for the holidays, only to find that Joan, the cook, has been ill, and sour-faced grumpy Mrs. Stick has taken her place. Then, poor George's mum falls very ill, and when she is hospitalized, the Five decide to run away to Kirrin Island, rather than spend their holidays with dour Mrs. Stick, her lazy husband, and rude son.

1. The Magic Faraway Tree

How cool would it be, to move from the city to the countryside, next to The Enchanted Wood, right in the heart of which stands, The Magic Faraway Tree - a tree where magical creatures live, and where, a new land is atop the tree every few days: be it The Land Of Do-As-You-Please, or the Land Of Goodies. There's the Land of Spells and the Land of Presents as well.

Characters like Moon Face, Silky, The Angry Pixie, Saucepan Man, Dame Washalot, and Whatzisname befriend the three kids who move nearby, and they all join in the adventures together - be it to find the medicine needed to cure the children's ill mum, or to indulge themselves with something nice.

Honestly, at the age of twenty-four, if I could do it now, I would! I'd give up a whole lot, just to spend one day in this magical faraway land.

0. The Ship Of Adventure

You didn't honestly think I'd be able to end this at just five, did you?! Well, sorry!! I promise though, this is the last one, and it's the only one that actually led me to have a hobby outside reading - collecting ships in bottles. I have twelve now, and they're my pride and joy!

So, the children board the Viking Star to tour the Greek Islands with their parents. LucyAnn gets a ship in a bottle for Pip as a birthday present, and when that accidentally breaks, the children discover a map. You can imagine what ensues - with the bad guys wanting to know there the treasure is, and the children wanting to do the "right" thing.

I live in constant hope that if and when one of my ships in bottles break, I'll find a treasure map snuggled comfortably inside.

So, are you an Enid Blyton fan? Do you have a favorite five, or ten, books by her? Do you think she influenced much of your childhood?